You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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