Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
