Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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