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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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