38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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