Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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