Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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