Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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