I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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