I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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