Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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