I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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