: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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