No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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