plz talk dirty to me
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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