16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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