Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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