Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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