Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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