we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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