i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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