if i can run in heels then i can drive
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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