Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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