dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
a search helicopter?!
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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