i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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