I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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