Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Randomize
