If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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