I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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