Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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