He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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