Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I wish there were birth control emojis
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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