On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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