i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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