yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Randomize
