Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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