You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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