My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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