okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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