no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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