Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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