He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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