try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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