Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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