have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
