Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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