Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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