My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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