idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
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