There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just google imaged poop.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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