I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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