I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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