You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
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