I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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