Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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