He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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