The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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