He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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