sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I need a beard to bite.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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