I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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