it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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