its not stalking. its research.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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