put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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