There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
How does it feel to date your dad?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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