She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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