This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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