***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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